IM A GRYFFINDOR!!! Hell ya!I’m naked… NORK POWAH!!!
So, I have the power of the US Navy?
HOOYAH
Top Gun powah
I have the power of dance.
I have the power to go to Mordor~
It’s a striped…
Oh no. No. You are NOT making me John!
Let us see… Hmm. I have a “Bazinga!” shirt with Sheldon from TBBT on it. FUCK YES I’M SHELDON. Eidetic memory and an IQ in the 180s…Mmmm yes perfect.
It’s the “Blue Sun” Firefly T-shirt I got for my birthday. So… I’m getting River’s abilities? Can live with that.
g’damnit i knew this was a bad day to wear my hunter shirt. there go all my priestess powers!
I have the power to wink. Fuck yes.
kermit?
cool.
i’m a frog.
Bloodstains. Er. Well. That’s…nice.
BOW BEFORE THE WEATHER QUEEN!!!!
(Source: otomegane)
Okayyy soooo, I’m at work…. Wearing my security guard uniform….. >.> I— AM — SECURIBOT Model A-700. My job is to...
I’m not wearing a shirt. So does this mean I don’t get special powers? :(
Freakin’ panda power!
Umm…pink with polka dots. Jeez, I have the frilliest of all of them fml
my shirt has “meh” written on it. My super power is apathy?
Green lantern!?? still fucking dope
CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
H.P. Lovecraft reading from the Necronomicon and summoning Cthullhu? I uh… Well this is awkward. I was hoping to be the...
it’s my work shirt …Coldstone powers? do I… freeze things? NO WAIT TWIRLING SPADES OF DEATH
it’s red and there’s an american eagle insignia on it THE RED EAGLE … violent freedom maybe?
Sweet, commanding murders of crows and barbed wire. BEST SUPERPOWER EVER!
it’s actually a bath wrap… so…………….
I’m wearing a blue military-issue undershirt. I have no idea.
Um, I have scrubs on.
I’ve gained the power of Princeton? If this means i get a 17 billion endowment I am so down!
The power of GREY! Watch it..
I AM THE GODDAMNED BATMAN.
Brown tank, and I feel like a cow right now, so you figure it out lol.
The power of… chest hair?
^^Best superhero ever
Not wearing a shirt. …Super boobs?
Sooo I’m wearing a King Travis Clothing shirt. It says “You’ll never know dear,how much I love you” and has a boy and...
CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
Blue team campaign shirt. ‘Indignation and Ignorance’. Dude.
The Power of LOVE?!
A white button down and a blue blazer. I’M MOTHERFUCKING DAPPER
What if your not wearing a shirt..
mickey mouse is on my shirt. what the fuck does that mean? I CAN SHAPESHIFT INTO A MOUSE?
SHERLOCK HOLMES AW YEAH (and also Watson) Deduce all the things.
I can now be grey ???-_- lame
I’m naked… so what power is that?
Athlete? I have athletic powers?
I can control Houses!
Omg, I’m wearing a Relay For Life shirt, so I have the power to cure cancer, go me.
THERES N OWL ON MY SHIRT NO MORE SLEEPING c: just tumblr. i already did that anyway idk turn my head all the way around...
i can now fall in reverse. GUYS I CAN STAND UP NOW.
PLAID GIRL TO THE RESCUUUUUEEEE